SHIT is everywhere. So as long as you’re stepping in it, show it some respect.


Taoism Shit happens

Confucianism Confucius say, «shit happens.»

Buddhism If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism This shit happened before.

Islam If shit happens, take a hostage.

Protestantism Let shit happen to someone else.

Protestantism Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism If shit happens, you deserve it.

Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism I don’t believe this shit

Agnosticism What is this shit?

Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama ding ding.

7th Day Adventist Shit happens on Saturdays.

Jehovah’s Witness Knock, knock, «Shit happens.»

Rastafarianism Let’s smoke this shit!